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"The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them."
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

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Linda's Joke of the Day

`A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the `salesman: "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my `computer screen". The surprised salesman replies: - "But madam, `computers do not have curtains...". ` ` ` ` ` ` ` `The blonde said: - "Helloooo.... I've got Windows!!!!!!!