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"People may not remember exactly what you did, or what you said, but they will always remember how you made them feel."
Carl Buechner (1926- ):

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Linda's Joke of the Day

A soprano decided to decorate her bedroom. He wasn't sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need but she knew that Linda, the blonde, soprano who lived next door had recently done the same job and the two rooms were identical in size.

"Linda" she asked, "How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy for your bedroom?"

"Ten" said Linda.

So she bought the ten rolls of paper and did the job. It looked wonderful, but she had 2 rolls of wallpaper left over.

"Linda," she said. "I bought ten rolls of wallpaper for the bedroom, but I've got 2 left over!"

"That's funny," said Linda. "So did I."