Linda's Joke of the Day

A soprano was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman cop who was also a soprano. The cop asked to see the driver's license. The driver dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. ` `"What does it look like?" she asked. ` `The cop replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." ` `The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the cop. "Here it is," she said. ` `The soprano who was the cop looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."