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"Luck is opportunity meeting up with preparedness, so you must prepare yourself to be lucky."
Gregory Hines - dance and Tony Award winner

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Two factory workers were talking. "I think I'll take some time off from work." said the man. ` `"How do you think you'll do that?" said the soprano. ` `He proceeded to show climbing up to the rafters, and hanging `upside down. ` `The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he was doing. ` `"I'm a light bulb" answered the guy. ` `"I think you need some time off," said the boss. ` `So, the man jumped down and walked out of the factory. ` `The soprano began walking out too. ` `The boss asked her "Where did you think you are going?" ` `(Are you ready for this one?) ` ` ` ` ` ` `The soprano answered, "Home. I can't work in the dark". `