Linda's Joke of the Day

A soprano was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was.`The clerk said, "Why, that's a thermos.....it keeps things hot and some things cold." "Wow, said the soprano, "that's amazing....I'm going to buy it !" So she bought the thermos and took it to choir rehearsal the next day. The choir director saw it and asked "What's that?' "Why, that's a thermos.....it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she replied.`The choir director inquired, "What do you have in it?"`The soprano replied, "Two Popsicles, and some coffee"