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"A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. "
Maya Angelou

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A young alto goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible", says the doctor. "Show me". She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor says, "You're not really an alto, are you?" "No", she says, "I'm actually a soprano". "I thought so!" the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."