Linda's Joke of the Day

An alto goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.`"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."`She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams.`Everywhere she touches makes her scream.`The doctor says, "You're not really an alto, are you?"`"No," she says, "I'm actually a soprano."` "I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."