Linda's Joke of the Day

A soprano goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?" `The soprano replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." `The boss feeling very sorry for her says, "Why don't you go home for the day... We aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest." `"Thanks, but I"d be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I h ave the best chance of doing that here." `The boss agreed and allowd the soprano to work as usual. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the soprano. He looks out over his office and sees the soprano hysterically crying. "What's the matter? Are you gonna be okay?" he asks." `No!" exclaims the soprano . "I just received a horrible call from my sister and she said her mom died too!"