Linda's Joke of the Day

`Kevin, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to this soprano at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on and the news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. ` `The soprano looked at Kevin and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Kevin says, "Yes, I bet he'll jump." ` `The soprano replied, "Well, I bet he won't." ` `Kevin placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!" ` `Just as the soprano placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. ` `The soprano was very upset and handed her $20 to Kevin, saying, "Fair's fair. ` `Here's your money." ` `Kevin replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." ` `The soprano said, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." Kevin took the money... `